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welcome to the wingsmith's forge, for all your whimsicality needs. 

lost your wings in a freak aeroplane accident?  acquire stylish prosthetics here at the wingsmith's forge.  your neighbors will be so envious, they'll be tempted to throw themselves into the engines of passing jetplanes themselves. 

born without wings in some silly 'freak of nature' type occurrence?  overcome mother nature's nasty little bias.  get your replacement wings here.  that'll teach her.

the wingsmith will also be producing dozens of other fine products for all your folk art and fantasy needs: 

• a wire sculpture will liven up an empty shelf or frighten a smug coworker when left on his dashboard, strategically placed to be staring intently at him as he gets into his car.  

• case paintings, for the discerning musician with creativity in his soul but sadly burdened with a boring, plain black case. 

• beadwork in all its forms, from necklaces to earrings and bracelets to funky dangly things that just look cool when you put them in windows or something.

• and, of course, the wings.  single pairs, double pairs, triple pairs, with or without flowers, ribbons, painted designs; shoulder straps or tuck-into-shirt bars.  gentlemen, do not let your masculinity stand in the way of acquiring these magnificent creations; designs exist for even the most aggressively male of personalities as well as the delicately feminine.

i, the wingsmith, am ready and willing to produce to your specifications, however outlandish they may be.  send me a design or an idea and i'll run into the wind with it, likely giggling like a maniac as i do so.  the laws of physics shall be my plaything, logic my punchingbag. 

c o n s t r u c t i o n   u p d a t e !

i have succeeded at placing a slideshow.  i consider this to be a great triumph, as it took me four days to do.  i shall be the internet's mistress; all shall bow down to me.

more photos will be coming soon. i just need to find our digital camera.  i know it's in here somewhere.  i found all the hardware that goes with it; i suspect the camera itself may be in a suitcase in the closet.  'twill be an epic quest, i assure you.  once i find it, photos of the wings and what sculptures i have on hand will go up alongside the case paintings i've already posted.

my next goal is to build all the pages this site will need to function.  it will be a long and harrowing process; wish me luck. 



wingsmith out.